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ikazed:

durkin62:

"It’s all the men’s fault" she said. As she sat at her computer chair that struggled to hold up her massive girth. Stuffing cheetos into her gaping maw, while running her fingers through her greasy orange dust streaked hair.
"These men forcing unrealistic standards on girls is the reason why men just can’t handle a real woman like me." She bellowed while flipping her hair and snapping her neck, causing the plethora of underarm and chin fat to ripple as if made of jello.

OMG. OMG. LOL. YOU SHOULD BE A WRITER.

Artetolife, A biography. 
Keep an eye out for her upcoming sequel. My struggles with IBS. (I Blame the Shitlords.)
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prospitans:

if you hate kanaya:

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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND

Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.

thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!

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I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

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aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!
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